Usage: /homepages/31/d162892067/htdocs/com/mobile/anekdot_ru.php?section=X&show=Y
 X = a|s|f|p
 Y = 1|0 output to screen only (optional)

    [AvantGo Network]
    WEB -> PPC gateway for Anekdot.ru website
    Author: Russell Ulanoff.com
    
    Usage:
    anekdot_ru.php?section=a        -> get anekdotes
    anekdot_ru.php?section=s        -> get stories
    anekdot_ru.php?section=f        -> get aphorisms
    anekdot_ru.php?section=s&show=1 -> show generated file (don't write to disc)