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It’s really simple, really… Take 2-3 millions of stone blocks each weighting about 10 ton. Put one atop the other to form a nice pyramid. Now step back a few kilometers and enjoy the view. Your heart will tremble when you see what you’ve just built.

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…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. …are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. …do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. …do people order double cheeseburgers, [...]

Pick up packages of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off in 5-minute intervals. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code [...]

Women will understand this and the men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in [...]