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Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker [...]

My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me “forwards” over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes cause I now [...]

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: November 20 , 2006 RE: Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! [...]

Hi Jerry, I need your help. Can you please accomodate my friends. Just for one night. They will arrive early next week. All they would need is just a place to sleep and two parking spots for their Mercedeses. They are nice, quiet people. Photo is attached below…