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Microsoft Employee of the Month

Ruslan Ulanov — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:11:27 +0000

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.”

Mujibar said, “I am ready”.

The manager said, “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.”

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister manager, I am ready”

The manager said, “Go ahead”.

Mujibar said, “The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, ‘Yellow, this is Mujibar.’”

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems.

No doubt you have spoken to him. I have.

Home alone

Ruslan Ulanov — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 23:07:25 +0000

If you are home alone and bored, here’s what you can do…

Sandwich Art

Ruslan Ulanov — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 21:34:09 +0000

It’s amazing what people can do when they have too much time on their hands.

Heaven vs. Hell

Ruslan Ulanov — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:57:26 +0000

Workplace Signs

Ruslan Ulanov — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:49:45 +0000

Need help accomodating my friends.

Ruslan Ulanov — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:19:51 +0000

Hi Jerry,

I need your help. Can you please accomodate my friends. Just for one night. They will arrive early next week. All they would need is just a place to sleep and two parking spots for their Mercedeses. They are nice, quiet people. Photo is attached below…