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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

“There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.”

Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings“.