Things to do at Walmart if you are bored
- Pick up packages of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.
- Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off in 5-minute intervals.
- Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares” . . . and see what happens.
- Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
- Move a ‘CAUTION! WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”
- Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
- While handling guns in the sporting goods department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
- Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through say,’PICK ME! PICK ME!’
- When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “NO! It’s those voices again!”
And last, but not least,
- Go into a fitting room and yell real loud, “We’re out of toilet paper in here! “
