The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this and the men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS:
What’s for dinner?
SAFER:
Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST:
Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS:
Are you wearing that?
SAFER:
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST:
WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some wine
DANGEROUS:
What are you so worked up about?
SAFER:
Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST:
Here’s my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some wine
DANGEROUS:
Should you be eating that?
SAFER:
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST:
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some wine
DANGEROUS:
What did you DO all day?
SAFER:
I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
SAFEST:
I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some wine
Things PMS Stands For:
- Pass My Shotgun
- Psychotic Mood Shift
- Perpetual Munching Spree
- Puffy Mid-Section
- Pardon My Sobbing
- Pimples May Surface
- Pass My Sweat pants
- Pissy Mood Syndrome
- Plainly; Men Suck
- Pack My Stuff
- and my favorite one… Potential Murder Suspect
